R. Gasquet, Fabio Fognini, and Bernie Tomic walk into a bar...

[Tennis Miller]

I don't know the rest of the joke, but the punchline has got to be, "Well, that was fast...."

Cheers
TM

 

[Ricardo]

a likely starting conversation might be:

Bernie: what took you guys so long, it's only 28 min for me to get here
Richie: you drive a Ferrari. besides, you know the old guy, he is a bit slower these days
Fabio: and you can never hurry Rafa, always taking extra time between points

as they kept shouting drinks in the losers bar..... then left in Bernie's Ferrari

don't know what else they could've said

 

[brokenshoelace]

They sit on a table and order a few drinks. Three separate TV's have just started to show a replay of their respective matches. They sit there and watch. Just before Nadal converts his match-point against Fognini, the drinks finally arrive.

"The service here is excellent!" they all collectively exclaim.

 

[tented]

I don't know the rest of the joke, but the punchline has got to be, "Well, that was fast...."

Cheers
TM

This was cruel! You're always so funny and clever, so I was expecting a great joke.

 

[Riotbeard]

That was a depressing match last night. Fognini is so talented and yet he just gave that to Nadal (not a dig at Nadal, he barely had time to hit any shots before Fognini committed some horrific error). There were like three great points in that match...

 

[Tennis Miller]

I don't know the rest of the joke, but the punchline has got to be, "Well, that was fast...."

Cheers
TM

This was cruel! You're always so funny and clever, so I was expecting a great joke.

Not trying to be a tease. Unfortunately, the real joke was what happened on the courts.

Cheers
TM

 

[Kieran]

R. Gasquet, Fabio Fognini, and Bernie Tomic walk into a bar...and they said "Ouch!"

It was an iron bar.

 

[Tennis Miller]

R. Gasquet, Fabio Fognini, and Bernie Tomic walk into a bar...and they said "Ouch!"

It was an iron bar.

Kieran, that would have been infinitely more entertaining to watch....

Cheers
TM

 

[Murat Baslamisli]

...Roger, Rafa and Nole look back from the bar and say at the same time " What is this, a joke?"

 

[Rose]

R. Gasquet, Fabio Fognini, and Bernie Tomic walk into a bar...and they said "Ouch!"

It was an iron bar.

I also thought there was a joke coming here, but sad to say I agree that the joke was on the court. And I hate to bring this up since it has been beaten to death in another thread, but in The Fog's defense he was hurt when he played Rafa.