Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
They saw a Baptist minister walk in, and one said, “Aye, ‘tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.”
Then they spotted a rabbi enter. “Aye, ‘tis a shame the men of Jewish faith are fallin’ to temptation too,” said the other.
But when a Catholic priest walked in, one of them said, “Now that’s a terrible pity… one of the poor girls must be dying.”